THAT WOW FEELING !

THAT WOW FEELING !

Now that summer is going full steam with the heat,ill fitted bras and large breasts can be very uncomfortable. You sweat under your breasts and you may be suffering from heat rashes. It may sound funny but it can be very painful.

...ill fitted bras and very large breasts can be really uncomfortable...

The best thing to do is to bathe or shower at least once a day and after you've dried off apply a medicated body powder to keep the area dry and cool.

I tried some and it wasn't even a major brand I used, but as soon as I applied it WOW !

It felt tingly and cool. It was wonderful! So if you don't have any buy some soon and try it for yourself, you'll be glad you did and your chest and breasts will thank you !

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I'M BACK!

I'M BACK!

As some of you may have noticed, I've not been around for a while, but I'm back now and ready for new posts for you !

I've managed to survive the 17 year locusts here, without having one fly into my cleavage. I do suspect one landed on my back for a few seconds while I was trying to get into my car. When I sat down it was so loud I know it was in my car or on me. I hurried and got back out to check myself but it grew silent and when I sat once again I didn't hear anything else.

I drive through six miles of woods to get to work and there were so many the sound was deafening. Some of them were not content to stay where there were and so I had them flying and dive bombing my wind shield. You could hear them hit and they splat a gross mess on the glass!

One day I was wearing my sweat pants which have a long loop that goes through the waistband. I went to the gas station and noticed there were many cicadas around, dead and alive. My plan was to get out of the car and into the station as quick as possible but when I tried to stand up I realized I was stuck on something and couldn't get out. The door was open and my loop from my pants was in between my legs and stuck to something in the car. I couldn't see what I was stuck on because I couldn't see past my breasts.

I was panicked and thinking that I was in a terrible horror movie and would be found dead, tied to my car and covered with the locusts. I calmed down and traced the loop behind me and found the other end wrapped around the seat position lever. I freed myself and got my gas !

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THEIR HERE !

THEIR HERE !

To my large breasted friends, the cicadas are here!Watch your cleavage. Cicadas are like very ugly grasshoppers, they jump and a big cleavage would be just the place they could land in. So if you see a woman screaming and acting strangly. This could be the reason!

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IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT FEELS, TRUST ME

IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT FEELS, TRUST ME

Ladies, listen up! I have spent a good part of the last thirty years looking at wedding photos for a lab I work for, and I can tell you what looks good and what doesn't. If you are one of those women who must show off her boobs by wearing a tight or low cut dress you better also be one of those women who have boobs that defy gravity.

Now I know that when you are wearing a low cut top and you look down you can see much more than the person who is facing you. This makes me wonder what some of you are thinking because when I am looking at you I can see sometimes 75% of your breast. The problem with that is the top of your breasts are not rounded but appear to be flat. Which means you are either too large to go without major support, or that they have had much wear and tear. Either way a flat breast looks like a deflated balloon and is not attractive.



The second problem is that you are supporting them so they look rounded but are wearing too small a top and what you have is a round breast with attachments hanging over the sides of the top which just makes them look very fatty.

Call me a prude if you want but I would rather look attractive and hide my flat flabby breasts under my clothes.

One more thing, Grandma, please do not go sleeveless !

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