LIVING WITH THE TWINS

Thursday

LIVING WITH THE TWINS

While I'm sure we all appreciate gravity for keeping us from flying off into space, it is an enemy when it comes to our breasts, especially if you are among the "gifted".If you are large breasted, there is nothing in the way of exercise, or our bodies that will hold them up. Women who have small breasts have an easier time of it because if they exercise their pectorals they will help give some support. However even the pecks of Superman would not have the position or the strength to fight gravity over your breasts.Large breasts are heavy and stretch out ( or down ), faster than small breasts. You can slow this process down a little by wearing a proper fitting bra as often as possible. There is no totally escaping the fact that one day when you're in your 80's or 90's, they will resemble almost empty balloons that are hanging down to your knees.If you're lucky enough to be in good health, have money, and the courage, you can always have a breast reduction. Problem solved. However since I am among those who have none of those things,I have to learn to live with them, as I'm sure many of you do too. How big , you might ask?Let's just say if I was a continent, they would be their own countries, and if I were America they'd be the states trying to sucede from the union.The point is that they will just cause more trouble being let loose, so ladies strap on those bras, cause free range breasts just aren't on the menu, here!